a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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