K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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