He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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