in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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