i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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