No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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