No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I'm always down for nudity.
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