Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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