I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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