Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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