If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We had to coat check the pizza.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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