So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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