Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
from now on my penis is your penis
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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