The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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