if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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