No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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