i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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