my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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