Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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