What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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