Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Quick, to the slutcave!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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