We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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