Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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