My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I enjoy the company of your penis
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
You don't make any sense
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Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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