Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize
