she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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