It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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