question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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