Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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