This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Jerry, you need to find god
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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