Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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