Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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