her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
why do cheetos always look like penises
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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