Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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