Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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