There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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