so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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