I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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