i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Randomize
