U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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