no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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