He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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