her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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