I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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