Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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