its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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