16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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