you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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