that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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