i was born a porn star she said
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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