No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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