these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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